Joke Number 1

Ok, so 3 ducks were DOING IT in the park
The ducks all went to court
The first duck said his name was Quack
All he did was blow bubbles, swim, and skip
The judge said nothing was wrong with that so he told the duck to leave.
The second duck came in.
He said his name was Quackquack.
All he did was blow bubbles, play Four Squares and swim.
The judge said again nothing was wrong so he told the duck to leave.
The last duck came in and the judge said, "Your name must be Quackquackquack"
The last duck said," No, my name is Bubbles"

GET IT?!

they're not "doing it"
some guy saw them doing something bad . : )